After exploring the abandoned building, he started to believe in ghosts.

 He embraced his new life as an eggplant.

Today I heard something new and unmemorable.

I'm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people.

You'll see the rainbow bridge after it rains cats and dogs.

My uncle's favorite pastime was building cars out of noodles.

The beauty of the sunset was obscured by the industrial cranes.

I purchased a baby clown from the Russian terrorist black market.

Situps are a terrible way to end your day.

Sometimes you have to just give up and win by cheating.

Nancy was proud that she ran a tight shipwreck.

She thought there'd be sufficient time if she hid her watch.

The Great Dane looked more like a horse than a dog.

Never underestimate the willingness of the greedy to throw you under the bus.

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